"I bought in on the ground floor
Right before the bottom fell out
So meet me at the bottom
And bring me my runnin'shoes."
- excerpt from Going for the Low Blow

"...the rightful heir to the mantle of Charles Adams"
-Inland Books

The creator of "anti-normal wonder"
-Scavenger Newsletter

Vampyre Mike Kassel is a poet, musician, songwriter, and playwright. He resides in San Francisco after having been run out of Boston for crimes against normalcy. He holds the S. F. record for most times evicted. He likes sincere girls who don't wear too much makeup and who put out on the first date.